Just a little fun on my part.  While doing a little relaxing, I reread Lewis Carol’s ’Jabberwocky’ poem.  A fun poem that is part of the Alice books.  While reading it aloud, the words started to take new meanings.  This is what I came up with.  Hope you enjoy and get a laugh – everyone needs some laughter. 

Prendawocky

‘Twas WiFi, and the Phantom Does
Did Lutz and Robo-call in the wabe:
All mimsy was the evidence,
And the Does raths outgrabe.

‘Beware the Prendawock, my Doe!
The calls that threaten, the letters that menace!
Beware the DrunkSteele bird, and shun
The frumious Gibbsnatch!’

He took his fortiori motion in hand:
Long time the male fide foe he sought –
So rested he by the PACER site,
And cyber-slacked a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Prendawock, with eyes a blurred,
Came peevishly through the courtroom door,
And belched simplex dictum!

Copyright Preemption! Negligence! Joinder! And through and through
The vorpal motion went ‘bitch-slap!’
He left it gelded, and with its gonads
He went galumphing back.

‘And hast thou hurt the Prendawock?
Come to my arms, my beamish Doe!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.

‘Twas WiFi, and the Phantom Does
Did Lutz and Robo-call in the wabe:
All mimsy was the evidence,
And the Does raths outgrabe.

DieTrollDie   (Lewis Carroll)