Copyright Trolls Rules of Acquisition

Here is my homage to Star Trek and Deep Space Nine.  I believe the Ferengi must be related to our Copyright Trolls.

Here are some of the rules.

  1. You can’t cheat an honest Doe, but it never hurts to try.
  2. If you can’t break a contract, bend it.
  3. Never let family stand in the way of opportunity.
  4. Anything stolen is pure profit.
  5. When a Doe is sweating, turn up the heat.
  6. Never take a Doe’s last dollar, but be sure to get the rest.
  7. Fear makes a good business partner.
  8. When someone says “It’s not the money,” they’re lying.
  9. Piracy is good for business.
  10. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit.
  11. Profit has limits. Loss has none.
  12. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
  13. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent.
  14. Accuse first; dismiss later.
  15. Never buy what can be stolen.
  16. Enough is never enough.
  17. Compassion is no substitute for a profit.
  18. Never let the Doe know, what you’re thinking.
  19. There is a Doe born every minute.
  20. There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest lawyer.
  21. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
  22. Treat Does like family … exploit them.
  23. Greed is eternal.

About DieTrollDie

I'm one of the many 'John Does' (200,000+ & growing in the US) who Copyright Trolls have threatened with a civil law suit unless they are paid off. What is a Copyright Troll? Check out the Electronic Frontier Foundation link -
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