Mark Lutz Makes a Funny – DieTrollDie Responds

Too Much Time On His Hands

A funny thing happened to me the other day.  I got an email from, entitled “How Mark Lutz Orders A Pizza…..‏”  The body of the email said “ENJOY!”  Attached to the email was an audio file.  The audio file sounds like everyone’s stuttering friend, Mark Lutz, making a parody of his efforts to extort settlements when he calls the Does.  Take a listen  Lutz Pizza Order

Now I can’t say if this is true Mark Lutz, but it does sound like him.  As I doubt there are too many people who claim to be him and that they have been kicking pirate ass, I’m pretty sure.  Now I’m a big fan of Parody and satire, especially those people who can laugh at themselves.  I always get a good laugh when I visit the Prenda Law Web site.

You would think with all the recent Prenda Law failures in the various courts, they would spend it trying to develop new and untested ways to make the courts their tools to making money.

Here is my response to Mr. Lutz and the rest of the trolls out there.  DTD Pizza

If any of the Does out there are particularly good at audio/video editing, please feel free to put something together to respond to Mr. Lutz and company.  Send me a copy and I may post it up.

DieTrollDie 🙂

“Some ships are designed to sink…others require our attention.”

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18 Responses to Mark Lutz Makes a Funny – DieTrollDie Responds

  1. Raul says:

    Too funny on both accounts! 🙂

  2. ROTFLMAO, ya know I’m just not sure if that is Lutz (the putz), it sounds like him, but there just doesn’t seem to be enough whine and cheese in his voice.

  3. ima putz says:

    When we mix “Friday Beer thirty” while reading tough guys hiding behind anonymous blogs, we can’t help but have a little fun. I know why we are in this business (and business is good!), but I always wonder why you girlfriend-less, basement babies use your precious sticky keyboards to write posts rather than finding new torrents.


    • SJD says:

      Whoever you are, John or not John, I’m absolutely positive that you are not Joe Perea. Business is good 😉

    • DieTrollDie says:

      Business if good – we understand this. But we also understand how much better it would be if we were not here posting the facts. How much have we cost you and Plaintiffs????? LMAO!

      OK, John – I get such a good laugh when you call me a Basement Dwelling Pudwacker and throw such barbs – “but I always wonder why you girlfriend-less, basement babies use your precious sticky keyboards to write posts rather than finding new torrents” Please hurt my feeling, because I truly value your thoughts and opinions. The reason we “hide” behind these sites is because you and your kind would go after us – let’s be honest. Coming after us isn’t because we are doing anything illegal, just making it harder for you to make money via your unethical business model.

      The people who make the key posts and comments are not the basement dwellers you think. You are so far off.

      Yes I did read the Cashman blog. Good piece, but it still doesn’t change the fact that you are only filing a small number of named/served cases/Defendants. It doesn’t change the fact that your evidence is WEAK (public IP address) and some of those people are fighting back. Please tell everyone how much Plaintiff/Prenda paid Mrs. Wong. And as far as the title of Copyright Troll goes, society changes definitions as it seeing fit. Just because you start to name a few Does don’t change the facts you are a bottom feeding scum bag (AKA: Copyright Troll).

      DTD 🙂

      • SJD says:

        John is right: many don’t have girlfriends, but his perverted mind can’t comprehend the real reasons. Many don’t have girlfriends because… they are girlfriends. The members of another category don’t have girlfriends because their wives would object.

      • Raul says:

        For the record I suck at math. Nonetheless it would be a valuable exercise for Does if ,only on a state or judicial district basis, the number of Prenda Does was compared to the number of Does actually named and sued. Even a mathimatically challenged individual such as myself can predict that the percentage of being named is less than struck by lightening and the percentage of being actually sued is less than Steele developing a conscience.

    • Drifter says:

      Wow, what another wonderful example of the childish rants so commonly left by copyright trolls and their minions in the comment sections of blogs and websites which expose the copyright troll’s extortion scheme. One would think that such “brilliant” legal minds as Steele, Lutz, and all the other copyright troll lawyers would be capable of writing witty and intelligent remarks that put forth some kind of defense of their business model or rebuttal the criticism of their numerous and growing vocal detractors. But what do we get instead, immature insults that seem more like they were written by a kid in middle or high school and not a supposed professional with a college education. Also the false bravado and chest thumping so frequently making up the bulk of these troll post are far more comical then anything else.

      But please troll do continue to comment here and on other anti-copyright troll sites, every post only further proves what an abject failure of a human being you and your troll brethren are. No reasonable decent person would operate in the fashion that troll’s such as you do. It seems to be quite evident that actual guilt or innocent of your victims was never a concern, only getting the settlement was. The popular cultural image of lawyers as greedy soulless assholes is directly attributable to behavior and practices of lawyers such as yourself who give no thought or care about the very real and lasting harm their abuse of the legal system can do in their quest for profit at any cost.

      I eagerly look forward to the day when you and the rest of your foul ilk get your comeuppance that you so richly deserve.

    • Raul says:

      How can Prenda’s business be good when 50% of their CP Productions lawsuits got torpedoed this week? Be sure to say “Hi” to the “Chica” next time you see her out in AZ to explain your repeated failureon her behalf which I predict will be sooner than you think.

    • Anonymous says:

      Business isn’t good. If it was you would be investing in growing the business, which isn’t happening.

      Sinking ship.

    • Anonymous says:

      John, your too easy. I was trolling you the other day with those posts about how I miss you stopping by and making an ass of yourself, and how something must be brewing to get you scared enough to keep your fucking mouth shut since April.

      Sure enough, you took the bait and had to show up and post to try to prove me wrong.

      You are far too stupid, predictable and reactionary for your own good; we are in the driver’s seat now.

    • Guest says:

      I read your comment, Steele. You have to beg pirates to offer up IP addresses, now? What, I thought business was booming? You have to ask the ones who mask their addresses so you can go after more retirement homes? Are you certain that business is good if you have to beg people to give you information?

  4. Dough says:

    Wow, that’s about the most unprofessional thing I have ever seen from anyone in the legal field. How old are you? 5??

  5. Irritated Troll Hater says:

    I am not a basement dweller. Can you honestly say that all the “pirates” are basement dwellers? Really?! What about the elderly people in the retirement homes getting sued? Are they basement dwellers too? Well, if they (we) all are, then show just how big your sack is and go after the government people getting in trouble for looking at porn in their offices and call them basement dwellers and sue them!
    Once again, whether it’s John or not, they are insinuating that you are guilty no matter what. Even if the subscriber is not the one who infringed.

    “When we mix “Friday Beer thirty” while reading tough guys hiding behind anonymous blogs, we can’t help but have a little fun.”

    Wow! Great comment man! So you and your buddies drink and laugh at everybody you are screwing (guilty or not), and have fun with it? That’s sad. Put yourself in someone else place and see how you like it. Or wait, see how you like it when you get the wrong people coming after you and then you’re getting in trouble for your “ethical business model”. Some of your buddies have already been getting in trouble because of your “ethical business model”, and yet you keep pushing and pushing. One of your friends claims to not be associated with you, and yet is sending out letters with your letter head on it. Oh, that’s right, there is a transition happening. Yea, I don’t think so.

    Why are you in this business? To make yourself richer and the poorer, more poorer? When you do get people to settle, how much exactly goes to the studio that made the “work”? How much do you pocket? How can you sit behind your desk and computer and honestly claim (in good faith), that a $60 porn movie that someone downloads, is worth $3400 in damages? You cannot honestly tell me that a studio loses $3400 for 1 download.

    I hope you and your buddies are enjoying the fine taste of those beers. One day those beers won’t taste so great. Enjoy while you can
    Down with all Trolls!!

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