Prendawocky – A Poem

Just a little fun on my part.  While doing a little relaxing, I reread Lewis Carol’s ‘Jabberwocky’ poem.  A fun poem that is part of the Alice books.  While reading it aloud, the words started to take new meanings.  This is what I came up with.  Hope you enjoy and get a laugh – everyone needs some laughter.  😉


‘Twas WiFi, and the Phantom Does
Did Lutz and Robo-call in the wabe:
All mimsy was the evidence,
And the Does raths outgrabe.

‘Beware the Prendawock, my Doe!
The calls that threaten, the letters that menace!
Beware the DrunkSteele bird, and shun
The frumious Gibbsnatch!’

He took his fortiori motion in hand:
Long time the
male fide foe he sought —
So rested he by the PACER site,
And cyber-slacked a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Prendawock, with eyes a blurred,
Came peevishly through the courtroom door,
And belched simplex dictum!

Copyright Preemption! Negligence! Joinder! And through and through
The vorpal motion went ‘bitch-slap!’
He left it gelded, and with its gonads
He went galumphing back.

‘And hast thou hurt the Prendawock?
Come to my arms, my beamish Doe!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.

‘Twas WiFi, and the Phantom Does
Did Lutz and Robo-call in the wabe:
All mimsy was the evidence,
And the Does raths outgrabe.

DieTrollDie 🙂  (Lewis Carroll)

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3 Responses to Prendawocky – A Poem

  1. I am not one for poetry, but do cherish the free expression of the poet. It may be of interest to you to know that William R. Wohlsifer, PA filed a Verified Motion for Award of Attorney’s Fees (Doc. No. 30) against Prenda Law yesterday, for having prevailed on my client’s Motion to Quash Subpoena, Special Appearance Motion to Dismiss Action, and Memorandum of Law in Support Thereof (Doc. No. 26) in the case of Sunlust Pictures, LLC vs. Does 1-120, Case No. 1:12-cv-20920-PAS (S.D. Fla. filed March 6, 2012). The motion has been referred to United States Magistrate Judge Simonton for appropriate resolution. Prenda Law has not filed a response as of August 22, 2012. Motion available at

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